MOO Bitch Coir Doormat – 40 x 70 cm

Bring attitude to your doorstep with this unapologetically bold coir doormat. Perfect for farmhouse vibes, cheeky humour lovers, or anyone who prefers their welcome with a little edge.

Make a statement before guests even knock. This natural coir doormat features a striking cow illustration paired with a playful, slightly rebellious slogan—ideal for adding personality to your entryway. Durable, eye-catching, and guaranteed to get a reaction.

Key Features

• Size: 40 x 70 cm (ideal for standard doorways)
• Material: 100% natural coir (coconut fiber)
• Backing: Non-slip PVC backing for stability
• Design: High-contrast black print with cow graphic and bold text
• Use: Suitable for indoor or sheltered outdoor use

Why You’ll Love It

• Instantly elevates your entryway with humour and character
• Tough bristles effectively trap dirt and debris
• A fun gift for housewarmings, farmhouse lovers, or anyone with a sense of humour
• Durable construction designed for everyday foot traffic

Care Instructions

• Shake or brush to remove dirt
• Keep in a dry, covered area to extend lifespan
• Avoid excessive moisture to preserve print quality

Perfect For

• Farmhouse-style homes
• Bold personalities
• Quirky gift ideas
• Conversation-starting entrances